Are you without a world view?

Then make do

with what we shall imbue on you.

Follow our holey credo

and forego your pseudo notions hitherto.

To swallow your own libido

you first must learn to chew with your mouth closed.

Just try it!

You'll swear by it!

(It's) the best one yet!

Entitled by praise unbridled,

who knew partaking's all that's asked of you?

Enlightened by pearl placebos,

self-validation's just a click away.

Thrust shrouded, vessel touted. Ourobor...ing.

The author of this non-story

would not dare presume to register with you.

Why forage in allegory

if all off-putting stones go left unturned?

Redundantly a priori

quixotic figments spewed from my asshole.