Goin' home late last night

Suddenly, I got a fright

Yeah, I looked through a window and surprised what I saw

Fairy with boots are dancin' with a dwarf, alright, now

Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies

Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes, alright, now

Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies

Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes, alright, now

So, I went to the doctor, see what he could give me

He said, "Son, son, you've gone too far

'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do, " yeah